An archive of our latest Lame Jokes du Jour

Did you hear about the veterinarian who is also a taxidermist? The sign outside his office reads, “Either way, you get your dog back.”

Q: What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
A: This one will “sleigh” you!

Did you hear about the veterinarian who is also a taxidermist? The sign outside his office reads, “Either way, you get your dog back.”

Q: What happens when frogs park illegally?
A: They get toad.
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said “Keep off the grass.”
Police were called to a daycare where a 3-year-old was resisting a rest.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

A young man from Texas walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender replies “Ya got any ID”? The Texan says, “An idee about what”?

Teacher: “You never get anything right. What kind of job do you think you’ll get when you leave school?”
Student: “Well, I want to be the weather person on TV.”

“Tonight’s forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely scattered light towards morning.”
— George Carlin, as the hippie dippy weatherman

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Good, clean jokes from Reader’s Digest

Knock Knock jokes from Funology

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