Do we still need an Earth Day?
By Jill Severn -- My neighbor’s flowering cherry tree had a pink blossom blizzard this morning. It didn’t take much wind to set it off; the tree has been blooming its heart out for about a week, and all those petals were ready to let go and fly through the air. It’s a...read more
By Donald J Drumpf -- I have a pretty good idea whose woods these are, believe me. And let me tell you something, my people say he’s a complete nobody. This guy lives in the village. So what if he sees me stopping here? I dare him to sue me! I dare him! And by the...read more
Reason No. 17 why there's still hope for humankind
While chatting with an Australian couple, the waitress at the Waikiki restaurant mentioned she had dropped out of college because she had accumulated too many school-related debts. The vacationing couple left her a $400 tip. The waitress, 22-year-old Cayla Chandara, left a thank-you note and flowers for the couple at their hotel.
The couple revisited the restaurant the next day and gave Chandara an even larger gift: an offer of more than $10,000 to pay off her debts and student loans.
There's some good news, and even better news on happiness
At what age were you (are you) the happiest?
The researchers believe a wave of optimism washes over people as they enter the workforce, and the sense of solace as they leave it.
Canadians are the third most sleepy people in the world
According to a new study, Canadians are the third most sleep-deprived country in the world. Among those who don’t get enough sleep, we’re tied with Americans, and just behind the United Kingdom and Ireland.
The medical director of Aviva, the insurance company that commissioned the study, blames the lack of sleep on too much screen time, and late-night television in particular.
The Washington Post reports that U.S. businesses lose about 1.2 million employee workdays and $411 billion in revenue every year due to the sleep deprivation of its workers. And dozy workers reduce the nation’s GDP by about 2.3 percent per year.
Lame Joke Du Jour
Easter Bunny jokes
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A hot cross bunny.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A. A bunion.
Q. How do you make a rabbit stew?
A. Make it wait for 3 hours!
Q. What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a lumberjack?
A. One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.
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Thought Du Jour
“A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.”
— Maya Angelou